Laura: Brendon brendon brendon
Selene : one of them got married
L : which one?
S : Brendon.
L : Oo
S : Ryan got married
L : Oh YOU got married. Who to?
S : I didn't get married
L : You just said so. What do you call him? Honey? Sugarplum? Pootumpop?
S : We call him Ryro
L : Oh you call him Ryro that means he must call you pootumpop.
S : I said WE
L : YOU
S : W-E like all his fans
L : I'm sure he loves you more
S : I've never got married
L : Speak the truth selene, you know it, admit it.
S * “”””””””admit it”””””””” *: OK we got married
L : Where is your ring then?
S : We got divorced. And he got married to an other girl. In two weeks time.
L : Are you jealous?
S : No
L : I know you're upset but honestly speak the truth.
S : ...
L : Do you like his voice ?
S : no ... kind of
L : What his voice sounds like?
She was acting pretty though she owned the city
L: Do you like it ?
S : I like the song
L : yeah it's ok but I understand why you divorced him . Did he write that for you ?
S: uh no for his ex-girlfriend I think
L : That means you
S : No his ex-girlfriend is keltie colleen, she's a famous dancer.
L : uhu
S : not that much you don't kow her
L : I know why they broke up, she wears a celt kirt and carries a bagpipe anyway. What about the others? ... JON. Is he married
S : No but he has a girlfriend.
L : Do you like him ?
S : Yes he's my favorite one
L : Jon walkers owns you. Well marry him.
S : What! What do you mean by “like”? I like hi; because he's the funniest.
L: Well you will have a funny relationship ever after. What about the forth?
S : Spencer.
L : Doyou like him? Is he funny? Does he have a girlfriend?
S : yes yes yes
L : What about Brendon ?
S : He has a girlfriend.
L : Well kill her and you can marry him.
S : I don't want to marry him!
L : See you still love Ryan.
S : Ok. How did we meet ?
L : I'll tell you the story.
S : I went to Las Vegas, met him and asked him to marry me?
L : Yes
S : I've never been to Las Vegas.
L : No no He went to metz he had a tour.
S : It can't be. He's not famous enough to go to metz
L : No he needed to visit the castle
S : The cathedral
L : The cathedral because he wanted to buy it and live in it. He was drawing the plannings, then suddenly span around and saw special spectacular selene, and asked you yo marry him. He did not buy the cathedral, decided to live in a caravan and buy you instead ...
S : to buy me ? great I'm ryan's belonging.
L : He built a statue of you in a special pose.
S : He did a lot of things and where it is? Cause there is no statue of me in Metz.
L : It's in _ south america.
S: Where no one can see it
L : with the Incas who make ink
S : How do you know it is there?
L : My aunt went there and recognised you “oh it's Celine, Seleni ...”
S : and why would we would we would we be divorded?
L : because you didn't like his voice.
S : I like it ... well kind of
L : He wanted you to straighten your curly hair and to get tattooed “panic at the disco” but you didn't.
S: PATD is not anymore anyway.
L : Is Ryan in team Brendon ?
S : No
L : Good
S : yeaahh it fits with my stupid story
L : So, two years ago they split but didn't tell the public.
S : Not possible, one year ago they recorded an album
L : yes because they were desperate for money
S : What is the link between this and my relationship with ryan ?
L : wait ... you met ...
S : two years ago ? I didn't even know PATD and I thought it was two week ago.
L : No, actually it was two years and two weaks ago. You didn't know them but you met ryan who told you about the band.
S : Two years ago he was hanging out with keltie Collen.
L : Oh yeah the celt thing and everything. He was cheating on you and the band split at the same time because Ryan was getting bald and had to wear a wig. Brendon got rid of him saying “we don't want bold people in our band and without sense of humor”
To make a long story short : The end
